"Be Prepared...Your Competition Will Be Scratching Their Heads Wondering How You Make So Much More Money Than They Do, Even Though You Only Work Half As Much!"
"...Lunatic Programmer Offers A 53 Page Report, 76 Minutes Of Video, And 7 Scripts With Full Source Code For Just A Few Dollars!"
From: Robert Plank, College Graduate, B.CompSc
Location: Turlock, California
Date: June 19, 2007
With just a few short and entertaining PHP web scripting video tutorials, "Web Sites on Crack" will show you how to do all this in your sleep...
- Create new sites in just a few minutes with self-assembling article directories. Set these simple scripts up and fill up a folder 50, 100, or 500 private-label or ghostwritten articles. A table of contents will appear and every page will be automatically formatted without you having to do anything! (17 minutes, 31 seconds)
- Test alternate streams of income for your site by pitting Yahoo! ads against Google ads for a day, then change back with one press of a key! Make sitewide search-and-replaces on your server, even if your site has 500 billion pages, without touching a single file. (12 minutes, 28 seconds)
- Quickly monetize any site. Space ads in between paragraphs for articles, forum pages, blog posts, in 5 minutes, again, even if your site has tons and tons of pages, if your site is in HTML or PHP! (8 minutes, 14 seconds)
- Make your site sticky by allowing modern web users to subscribe (and be notified of) updates with one click... create an RSS feed out of any static site. (17 minutes, 10 seconds)
- Speed up your site by blocking scrapers, anonymous proxies that spam, and create a web cache to speed up slow pages. (8 minutes, 47 seconds)
- Augment any article site or forum with a Clickbank affiliate program in just a few simple steps and get a major traffic boost! (4 minutes, 4 seconds)
All this is done using the powerful but unlikely combo of PHP, HTACCESS wrappers, and Apache output buffering to jump light years ahead in your content site's niche.
Thanks for a great program! It got me looking back through all the emails I'd gotten from you since 2005 nad reading your blog to see how much I missed - a lot! I'll be watching it more closely, you can be sure.
I used to program a lot, but got out of it for a number of years. My big interest lately has been to thoroughly learn php & MySQL. Your offer has stirred up the coals. Watching the videos makes it so easy - I went back and grabbed Lightning php, too.
You can be sure I'll be coming back for more! :)
Waverly, Ohio, USA
Editor, Cyberwave Publishing
I've just read the whole of this package. I'm gob smacked, this is going to save me a hell of a lot of time and hair pulling. It has everything I need to finish off a project this week, and finish it off better than I originally planned. If you plan to build your own websites, you NEED this product.
To my favorite Lunatic Programmer - I know you probably think I have lost my senses totally since I already have just about everything but I just bought the whole PHP package - BUT it is actually a birthday gift for a friend of mine - so don't refund the money!!!!
Thanks for all that you do!
Got your email, was in the middle of a game of 'Clue' with my daughter, and by the time it ended and I could order, the price had already increased $5.75 - wow!
Still, my consolation is someone will be paying $49.95 for this - probably very soon!
Thanks, Robert. I look forward to putting this to use soon.
Dr. Mani Sivasubramanian
Web Sites on Crack: What a truely amazing package... it's got to be the bargain of the year.
I am always fascinated by your ideas and the best part is they actually work in practice, just as you say.
I am off to put some of these ideas to work and look forward to your next release with eager anticipation.
Keep up the good work and thanks again.
Everything is done step by step in front of you, and everything is explained in even more detail inside the PDF book just in case the videos weren't enough.
- 53 page, 7 chapter PDF e-book.
- 76 minute Camtasia video.
- 7 scripts (plus two bonus scripts) with complete source code!